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transreyna:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

because the world is a shitty place and fifteen is around the age that people start to realize that 


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shiralipkin:

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

now the weather


dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now


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literallysame:

I hate this website so much

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pussylover3000:

IM LOGGING OFF

im-a-lama:

Trust should be measured on how many seconds you have your snapchat on when you send an ugly selfie 


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meladoodle:

I hate it when I offer someone m&ms and then they put their hand out like a bowl. What the fuck dude. Like you’ve left me with two options: either I look like an asshole when only two come out or I run the risk of pouring half the packet out and hating life because I can’t take any back because I’ll look like the same asshole in exhibit A. Fuck you. Fuck you and your bowl hands


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blastortoise:

I think the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like “yeah take it all choke on it” and i was already at the base of his dick and it wasn’t anywhere near the back of my throat and I like snorted from laughing, I guess he took at as me “choking” and he came and was like “fuuuck that’s so sexy” and I just came up like

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hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

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sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe


theme.